Worst Pick Up Lines
I only have 1 day to live, please don't let me die a virgin.
If your beauty is money I wouldn't waste a single dime
Hey honey, do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Are you a firework?
Co'z its so nice to look at you
Are you an oxygen?
Co'z I can't breathe without you
Ready your life jacket, co'z I'm going to drown you with my love
Are you a drugs?
Co'z you make me crazy
Are you a surgeon?
Co'z you're the only one who can open my heart.
Do you like sugar?
Co'z your smile are so sweet
Worst Pick Up Lines
Can you be my driver?
So that you can manage my life
Can I sit beside you during exam?
Co'z I feel perfect beside you.
Am I bad shooter?
Co'z I keep on missing you.
Are you an interior decorator?
Coz When I saw you my room became beautiful.
Excuse me, my mouth still hurts
will you kiss it now?
You know You remind me of my Visa Card
Coz you are everywhere I want to be.
If you were a president,
I think you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln
You know, I work for a construction company. You need a Lift?
Do you mind if I hang out with you until its safe back where I farted?
Do you like Bacon?
Coz I Want you to strip
Worst Pick Up Lines
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