Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad Pick Up Lines

Hello there, how is it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cuter than him.?

You know You are a pot of gold in this huge world and me, I’m just a little leprechaun.

Honey, I'm like Taco Bell...Let me spice up your night.


I'm like a computer game,
you can play with me all day long.


Guy: baby, can you step into the light over there?
Girl: Why?
Guy:Just want to check you out

You are so hot
Coz you make my windows fog.

I have never had a dream come true but not until the day that I met you.

Watch out! You've got somethin' on your back!
what is it?
Angel wings.

Hey you've go something on you head.
what is it?
A halo!


"Hey, if I kiss you now, is there are possibility that I'll get a slap?"

Geez you're so hot
Coz you makin my beer so warm

If you were a pill
I might get overdosed.

Bad Pick Up Lines

ask her after the play you've watched, "Want to leave and see the second act?"

Do you have the time???
Co'z you know I've got the place.

Guy: Honey, you body is such a wonderland!

Girl: that's really funny co'z yours is such a wasteland.

You know, If looks could kill,
yours would be a weapon of mass destruction

I think you smell,
Come on, lets go shower.

Your lips look so sad, would you like me to introduce mine?

Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Co'z you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.

I noticed you noticing me and thought i would notify you that I  also noticed you.

I just realized this fact, but you look alot like my future girlfriend.

Honey, I think my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!

Excuse me but have had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty girl.

Bad Pick Up Lines