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but somethin's missing...my last name
Hi I don't know your name,
can I just call you mine?
Do you know how to catch?
coz now I'm ready to fall in love
with you.
Are you a doctor?
Coz you've healed my wounded heart.
Girls are like algebraic expressions
They are most appreciated in their simplest form
I’m not Elmo, but you can
tickle me anytime you like!
Are you the universe?
Coz your beauty is neverending
Your senses must be messed up
because your pretty eyes are talkin' to me.
If I would write a book,
the climax would be the time when I met you.
I'm sure you don't have a twin
Coz its really hard to find someone like you!
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Are you a manhole?
Coz my heart quickly fell in you
You're like horror movies,
Coz everytime I see you, my heartbeat keeps getting faster.
I want you to be my master
Coz I'm ready to be your slave
I want to be a garbage collector
So that when someone dumped you I can pick you up.
Now I believe in miracles,
Coz I already gave my heart to you, still I'm alive.
You're like a dandruff
Co'z your name can't get out of my freakin' head
Woah! Was that an earthquake?
Or did you just rock my world?
They say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Others say everything in life is a wonder.
But to me, There is only one....You!
That outfit looks horrible to you.
Can you just take it off right now?
Best Pick Up Lines
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