Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Your lips are so mysterious, Can I be your detective.

I hope I had a garden
So that I can put your "two lips" and my
"two lips" together

Can I take a bloodtest,
So that you'll know that you are my type

If you're a cop I want to be a criminal, So that you're always chasing me.


Can I borrow your phone?
Why?
I just need to call heaven and tell them that I found the missing angel

If beauty is deadly then I would accept my death just to see you.

I hope you are the rain and I'm the land
Co'z even it rains like cats and dogs, you'll still fall to me.


Honey I think you are in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.


You're like a typhoon.
Co'z the moment you left my area of responsibility. You leave my heart in the state of calamity.

Do you know a reliable bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love just for you.

I don't know why I hate all the letters in the alphabet. But I really love "U"

Are your eyes poisonous?
Co'z I feel like dying everytime you stare at me.

You're not a camera
But everytime I see you I always smile

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

You are like a test paper,
Coz I don't know how to answer everytime you ask a question.

Are you going to run this election?
Coz my family are voting for you.

I just want to be with you twice,
Now and forever

I want to be the letter "T" in the alphabet, So that I'm always right next to "U"

You are like table of contents,
Co'z you are the topic in every chapter in my life.

My life without you would be like
a broken pencil...pointless.


Your hands are small, how did you manage to hold my world?

Are you Google?
Co'z I found everything in you.

Wait, my tooth is aching
Why?
Co'z you look so sweet.

Do you have eraser?
Co'z I can't erase you in my mind

Nerdy Pick Up Lines