Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Your lips are so mysterious, Can I be your detective.

I hope I had a garden
So that I can put your "two lips" and my
"two lips" together

Can I take a bloodtest,
So that you'll know that you are my type

If you're a cop I want to be a criminal, So that you're always chasing me.


Can I borrow your phone?
Why?
I just need to call heaven and tell them that I found the missing angel

If beauty is deadly then I would accept my death just to see you.

I hope you are the rain and I'm the land
Co'z even it rains like cats and dogs, you'll still fall to me.


Honey I think you are in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.


You're like a typhoon.
Co'z the moment you left my area of responsibility. You leave my heart in the state of calamity.

Do you know a reliable bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love just for you.

I don't know why I hate all the letters in the alphabet. But I really love "U"

Are your eyes poisonous?
Co'z I feel like dying everytime you stare at me.

You're not a camera
But everytime I see you I always smile

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You are like a test paper,
Coz I don't know how to answer everytime you ask a question.

Are you going to run this election?
Coz my family are voting for you.

I just want to be with you twice,
Now and forever

I want to be the letter "T" in the alphabet, So that I'm always right next to "U"

You are like table of contents,
Co'z you are the topic in every chapter in my life.

My life without you would be like
a broken pencil...pointless.


Your hands are small, how did you manage to hold my world?

Are you Google?
Co'z I found everything in you.

Wait, my tooth is aching
Why?
Co'z you look so sweet.

Do you have eraser?
Co'z I can't erase you in my mind

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Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

I only have 1 day to live, please don't let me die a virgin.

If your beauty is money I wouldn't waste a single dime

Hey honey, do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?

Are you a firework?
Co'z its so nice to look at you

Are you an oxygen?
Co'z I can't breathe without you

Ready your life jacket, co'z I'm going to drown you with my love

Are you a drugs?
Co'z you make me crazy


Are you a surgeon?
Co'z you're the only one who can open my heart.

Do you like sugar?
Co'z your smile are so sweet

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Can you be my driver?
So that you can manage my life

Can I sit beside you during exam?
Co'z I feel perfect beside you.

Am I bad shooter?
Co'z I keep on missing you.

Date me or I'll shoot you!

Are you an interior decorator?
Coz When I saw you my room became beautiful.


Excuse me, my mouth still hurts
will you kiss it now?

You know You remind me of my Visa Card
Coz you are everywhere I want to be.

If you were a president,
I think you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln

You know, I work for a construction company. You need a Lift?

Do you mind if I hang out with you until its safe back where I farted?

Do you like Bacon?
Coz I Want you to strip

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Romantic Pick Up Lines

Romantic Pick Up Lines

Romantic Pick Up Lines

To the world your one person
But to this person, you are the world.

Santa forgot to visit our house,
Coz when I woke up, you weren't under the Christmas tree.

Is there an airport near by or I just heard my heart taking off

I got skittles in my mouth, you wanna taste the rainbow?

Guy: Hmmm...how do heavy polar bears have to be?
Girl:Don't have an idea.
Guy: Heavy enough to break the ice...

Geez, its really hard to date models, but ok here's my number.

Can I have a picture with you?
Coz I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before.

I wanna be a pirate,
So we could hook up

Are you a clam?
Coz, you're hard to open, but its worth the pearl

Are you a zoo
Co'z you bring the wildside out in me

Am I dreaming?
Coz your beauty is so unreal.

Geez, I cannot see,
Co'z I was blinded by your beauty.

I bet your name is summer, Coz you are making me hot.

What's that on your face?
(touch her face then kiss her)
Just what I figured...lips

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Are you the ring?
Co'z honestly, you are my precious

Are you a candy?
Co'z you are really sweet..

When im eighty, I want to look back on three major
things happened in my life: getting married,
having kids and the first time i layed my eyes on you.

Hi, are you a parking ticket?
Coz You got fine written all over you.

Can I borrow a quarter?
Co'z I wanna call my mom and
tell her that I finally met the girl of my dreams

Guy:I think this must be the end of the rainbow
Girl: why?
Guy: Because I already found you.

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Sweet Pick Up Lines

Sweet Pick Up Lines

Sweet Pick Up Lines

What do you like blueberries or strawberries?
Why?
Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.


I want to hear an angel voice, Will you please talk to me?


Are you the sun?
Co'z your smile is so radiant


Honey you got a little food on your lip, here let me lick it off for you.

I think you look familiar,
Coz you look like my future wife.

After a long time without seeing each other you say: "I remember you being gorgeous, but not this gorgeous"

While approaching a girl, hold out your hand and say
"Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"

R u a fisherman?
Co'z you've got me on the hook.

Am I in heaven?
Coz an angel is staring at me..

You're so beautiful that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

R u the sun?...Co'z running into you just brightened up my lonely day.

I hope I'm a crime officer and you're the criminal, so that you are my most wanted.

If your face was like gas, my car would never need refilled.

Do u like ice cream?
Yes.
Good because you look like my favorite topping!

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Are you an alarm clock?
Coz you wake up my sleeping heart.


They say that the average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. You know what? you're my lucky seven.

Santa must've come early this year, co'z you were first on my christmas list.

Are you a killer?
Coz when I saw you, I forgot how to breathe.

If you are a one tall glass of water, then I'm always thirsty

Are you a dictionary?
Coz you make my life meaningful

My phone is getting empty, how about I fill it up with your number?

If you're a bread then I want to be a butter so that I can be a butter on a bread.

If you are yin then I'm yang, Co'z I am no sense if I'm without you.

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Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad Pick Up Lines

Hello there, how is it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cuter than him.?

You know You are a pot of gold in this huge world and me, I’m just a little leprechaun.

Honey, I'm like Taco Bell...Let me spice up your night.


I'm like a computer game,
you can play with me all day long.


Guy: baby, can you step into the light over there?
Girl: Why?
Guy:Just want to check you out

You are so hot
Coz you make my windows fog.

I have never had a dream come true but not until the day that I met you.

Watch out! You've got somethin' on your back!
what is it?
Angel wings.

Hey you've go something on you head.
what is it?
A halo!


"Hey, if I kiss you now, is there are possibility that I'll get a slap?"

Geez you're so hot
Coz you makin my beer so warm

If you were a pill
I might get overdosed.

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ask her after the play you've watched, "Want to leave and see the second act?"

Do you have the time???
Co'z you know I've got the place.

Guy: Honey, you body is such a wonderland!

Girl: that's really funny co'z yours is such a wasteland.

You know, If looks could kill,
yours would be a weapon of mass destruction

I think you smell,
Come on, lets go shower.

Your lips look so sad, would you like me to introduce mine?

Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Co'z you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.

I noticed you noticing me and thought i would notify you that I  also noticed you.

I just realized this fact, but you look alot like my future girlfriend.

Honey, I think my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!

Excuse me but have had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty girl.

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Good Pick Up Lines

Boy:Do you have the time?
Girl: (giving you the time)
Boy: No, I mean the time to write my number down.

If beauty were time, Im sure you'd be an eternity



You're like an outerspace,
when I see you, everything is slowmo.

I'm not a genie but for you I will do everything just to fulfill your wishes.

Are you an umbrella?
Co'z you catch rainfalls in my life


Are you a password?
Because you're the thing that I shouldn't forget.

Hope that you are Barney.
So that you I love you and you love me

Did you see the map?
Coz I want to know how to get into your heart.

Lets go to my psychiatrist,
Coz she said that I need to bring the one who makes me crazy.

Hope that your heart is like a door.
So that I can just knock and enter

Guy: What's your height?
Girl: 5'9
Guy: Geez you're quite tall, how did you enter heart?

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Are'nt you worried?
Coz you're the only person in my heart

I hope I'm just a bee,
So that I you could be my honey.

Can I just be a facebook status, So that there are chances that you'd like me.

If I'm rich, I'm gonna buy you a mansion. But for now, can you just stay in my heart?

Can We just be a magnet?
So that we attract each other

You're such a joke!
Coz you always make me smile.

I'm like an ice cream when I'm with you.
You know why?
Coz I'm melting everytime you touch me.

Guy: You know we're just men
Girl: huh? Men what?
Guy: Men to be...


I don't need to eat. Coz with your stare, I'm already full

I don't need to bet in lottery, Co'z having you is already a jackpot.

Now I know the reason why I can't breathe, co'z you're holding my heart.


I want to be your pillow,
So that you I can be with you every night.

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Best Pick Up Lines

Best Pick Up Lines

Best Pick Up Lines

Wow! You got a beautiful name
but somethin's missing...my last name

Hi I don't know your name,
can I just call you mine?

Do you know how to catch?
coz now I'm ready to fall in love
with you.

Are you a doctor?
Coz you've healed my wounded heart.

Girls are like algebraic expressions
They are most appreciated in their simplest form

I’m not Elmo, but you can
 tickle me anytime you like!


Are you the universe?
Coz your beauty is neverending

Your senses must be messed up
because your pretty eyes are talkin' to me.

If I would write a book,
 the climax would be the time when I met you.

I'm  sure you don't have a twin
Coz its really hard to find someone like you!

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Are you a manhole?
Coz my heart quickly fell in you

You're like horror movies,
Coz everytime I see you, my heartbeat keeps getting faster.

I want you to be my master
Coz I'm ready to be your slave

I want to be a garbage collector
So that when someone dumped you I can pick you up.

Now I believe in miracles,
Coz I already gave my heart to you, still I'm alive.


You're like a dandruff
Co'z your name can't get out of my freakin' head

Woah! Was that an earthquake?
Or did you just rock my world?

They say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Others say everything in life is a wonder.
But to me, There is only one....You!

That outfit looks horrible to you.
Can you just take it off right now?

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