Pokemon Pick Up Lines
Pokemon Pick Up LinesBoy: You know you look like pikachu.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cuz you're shockingly awesome!
Boy: Are you Nidoqueen?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cuz I'm Nidoking and I want you to be my queen.
Boy: Are you Milktank?
Girl: Huh? Why?
Boy: I feel like you're using ATTRACT on me.
Boy: If you are a Pokemon your name won't be listed in Pokedex
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cuz you are special!
Why?
Because you are so stunning!
I'm pretty sure I'll catch you and I'm
gonna be your master.
Why?
Because I've got master balls in my pocket!
I'm like Umbreon
Why?
Because I also evolve at night!
B: I want to learn STRENGTH!
G: What?
B: So I can move boulders just to be with you
What's your special move?
Mine is lick
B:Your lips remind me of a Pokemon
G: Huh?
B: Because you got the lips of a Jynx
Pokemon Pick Up Lines
If you would be a Pokemon, you would be Deoxys
Why?
Because you are out of this world!
My Alakazam just used his special move Future Sight
and guess what?
It looks like we've got a bright future together
You're like pikachu
Why?
Because you always shock me!
I'm gonna focus on you and will train you well
Why?
Because you're such a good catch!
Are you related with Charmander?
Why?
Because you are always on fire!
Looks like you're the master ball
Why?
Because you never fail to catch my attention!
You know how much does a lapras weigh?
I dont know either..
but enough to break the ice
Are you a rare candy?
Why?
Because you took me to a whole new level!
I'm a pokemon lover and a song writer
and I'm gonna RAICHU a song.
Did you just use tail whip?
Why?
Because you just left me defenseless
Pokemon Pick Up Lines